What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Deuteronomy 17

Lose lips shimk ships.

I don't like

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I don't like religions.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

You shall not bear false witness.

What did one boob say to the other boob

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

This isn't going to, hurt.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Maybe leave out

Innocent before proven guilty

But this is not

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Bible.. Hm.?

Your going to be alright just relax

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I like God is love and lives within you.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?